Saturday, June 13, 2009

What I Should Have Said

I was thinking about what I could have said, should have said to some comments I received lately. I never think of such things until later.

To the neighbor, who apparently counts the cats she sees in my window. When she told me she counted five cats in my window, I should have said: "Oh my gawd, only five? Are you sure it wasn't twelve? Oh my gawd."

To the Christian woman who told me Obama is a Muslim intent on destroying America: Hysterical giggling that goes on and on, interupted only with "That's a good one." Then more uncontrolled giggling.

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