The Penis Painter

Albany has had three incidents in which someone, likely a male, paints penises on cars or businesses. I would have to guess this person is in love with penises. Most likely it is a male, maybe a male "coming into his own", if you get my drift, "blooming". Many males worship penises above all other gods. But, who knows, maybe it's a woman penis worshiper. Seems like an odd object of graffiti devotion, but, to each his own, I suppose.

The latest incident was reported in the paper crime watch section, as stated below:


"Penis portraits, again — A caller reported Saturday that images of penises had been drawn onto the windows of an apartment complex office in the 1000 block of Belmont Avenue Southwest. The signature symbols were also spotted on several vehicles in the parking lot. The bandit used red and blue ink that was easily removed. This is the third such incident reported in recent weeks."