A Eugene Urologists Clever Bait

We population control techs like to compare notes. When I read about the Eugene urologists clever bait, used to trap men for vasectomies, I was in awe.

He's trapping the sports freaks and using as bait a way for them to get off work for college basketball's March Madness-by getting and recovering from a vasectomy. He is also offering free pizza. Awesome. I love this guy!

Every problem on Earth is caused by overpopulation of this or that. In other words, the breeders are big fat trouble. Breeding anything is self-indulgent. With cats in shelters being killed, you'd think the breeders would say "What am I thinking? The world already has plenty of cats."

But, like I say, everybody somehow justifies their self-indulgent breeding activity.

The real cat people are the cat fixers. It's not popular to condemn the wealthy indulgent breeder crowd, especially when the condemnor is a dirty middle aged nobody cat trapper. But I'll do it anyway. It needs done. Breeders cause big fat problems.

The breeder religions do, too. Breeder religions, like Catholics and Mormons, kill! That's right, you religiosos---you're killers. Don't talk about love and morals to me, because I'm a population control advocate. I know what overpopulation does to any species and how it affects all species. So breeder religions are killer religions. Boy am I on a tear. Won't have any friends tomorrow. But that's the truth and if you have a brain, you know it's the truth and you know, if you belong to a breeder religion, that you're indulging what you want to do, not what any god wants and certainly not what is beneficial to life.

You think we have enough people on this Earth to support in food, living space, organic carrots and Ipods? We have plenty of people. Too many people. So go get yourself a vasectomy at that very cool Eugene urologists' office or a hysterectomy somewhere (I'm spayed and proud) and know you're doing more for the planet than almost anything else you could ever do.

Breeders suck. There's no way around that. They should all be fixed immediately. Yahoo.