Big couch party day today. I'm not into the football thing. Never have been. But, I will play ball anyhow, matching up today against the seven unfixed Logger Boys team. I'm going to keep them from getting into the end zone by cracky. I defend the end zone with a vengence. Here's the play by play.
On the field trash talk: "Get through me to that in heat female, you big tough flea bitten tomcat. Just try it. I dare you. Make a dash left, and I'll swing my net left. If you try it right, even though that's my weak netting side, bet I'll get you anyhow.
Announcer 1: Ahhhh, did you see that? He went over the top. I bet the Cat trapper was not expecting a move like that. Beautiful. Wait....she's swinging around, falling to her knees. Did she get hurt on that play? Announcer 2: I don't think so, Pat. Announcer 1: No, wait, he's coming back. She had it blocked. He couldn't get under that house! Boy that's thinking ahead. He's going to have to get by her again. Can he do it? Announcer 2: Well Pat, ordinarily I'd say with a quick dart to the left, then a cut to the right, he'd be right by the defender. But this is the cat trapper, and even though she's far older than most other players and been on the injury list every month it seems, I'm betting he won't make it by her. Announcer 1: Here he comes. We'll know soon enough. Oh folks, what a move. The Cat Trapper faked left herself, instead of waiting on him to make the move. So he faked right, last second she pops out that net in front of his swing left and she has him. You won't see this angle on other networks.......That is anticipation for you, folks and a great move on the part of the Cat Trapper!
Announcer 2: We got a short break while Special Teams come onto the field. And here they come now. Listen to the crowd go wild. There's the Neuter Vet, folks, and the Vet Tech team. I think the Spayholics are going to win this round. They've faced a tough opponent in Feline Overpopulation! But they've regrouped and are looking very strong.
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