Monday, November 02, 2009

Beautiful Fallen Leaves for Sale

You can't blame me for trying:

For Sale: Beautiful Fallen Leaves - $5 (Albany)

Date: 2009-11-02, 6:06PM PST
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I have a bountiful crop of beautiful fallen leaves piling up around my house and yard--maple, birch, poplar and a few cherry tree leaves. A mere five dollars will get you all the leaves you could ever want. Picture children jumping gleefully into large piles of leaves! Come get your gorgeous fall leaves before they're completely dead and crinkled and ugly and a fire hazard. Fall leaf pickup by the city, is still weeks away, due a calandar mix up, in which officials in charge of leaf pickup, mistook spring for summer, summer for fall, you get the drift. So.......leaves, for sale. If you cannot afford a large pile of leaves, I will consider granting you free leaves or a leaf voucher so you can get your fill. Thank you.

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