Sunday, February 15, 2009

A-Rod, Don't Hang Your Head in Shame

A-rod, don't hang your head in shame. You're just a baseball player who shot up steroids/growth hormones. You wanted to be the best. Like the chicken farmers.

How do chickens go from egg to super market in six weeks? Growth hormones! Anybody not a vegee is doing growth hormones, A-rod. So don't hang your head or cave or go seriously before a congressional committee.

If you do have to, after a long period of giggling, say this to them: Anybody here eat chicken?

Little boy, you say he's not your hero anymore. Say, little kid, do you eat chicken? By any chance? How about hamburgers?

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