Here is EC's H contribution. Anybody want to write the I post for Monday?
H is for Hairballs, Hacked up (with accompanying disgusting noises...
H is for Hairballs, Hurled onto soft surfaces for me to find and clean. Despite the fact that doing so makes me want to Hurl.
H is for Horrible, repetitive tasks like kitty litter. H is also for How in Hell and I going to find the funds to feed to keep them as they should be kept.
H is for Hooray – my world would be seriously diminished without my furry Overlords.