Friday, June 26, 2009

World Solution Suggestions Number One: Bioweaponry Made in Oregon

I have made this suggestion to the Pentagon (and probably been put on some watch list). My suggestion has been ignored.

How can someone fight well if they're high on weed? I say they can't. Add powdered maryjane to incendiary bombs that detonate off the ground burning the weed and spreading weed smoke out in large area. Might be necessary to actually drop from helicoptors large burning piles of weed, to produce desired effect, or, to poison water or food with weed. Result: lack of desire to fight, confusion, visions, sleepiness and general apathy towards doing anything, which includes strapping bombs to body and blowing up kids and others in market places. It is good to produce apathy for killing and if maryjane bioweaponry can do this, use it!! Oregon could produce the product and we need the jobs.

4 comments :

  1. of course we would have to keep it up to keep them in a constant state of desired "highness:" =- this might be more effectively achieved through lsd in the water...

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  2. acid in the water---bioweapon extraordinairre! Great extension of my idea ,Jeannie. Why isn't the Pentagon using these ideas?

    The other thing, might work with super hypocritical judgemental religious zealot types, like Taliban and Al Quidi--blackmail. Send photo shopped photos of different upper management in their little death militias to other of their leaders, showing them messing with their wives or teen daughter, smiling with big frothy beer mugs in their hands, stuff like that. They'd start killing each other off self righteously.

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  3. Better yet, and safer for the women, show them making it with farm animals and other insurgent guys! Or photoshop onto their clothing American icons, like Mickey Mouse, whom Osama Bin Liden despises. I think he fears Mickey Mouse. Something.

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  4. now those are ideas!!! better yet, photoshop them with nude american women....all drinking whiskey sours and scuttling around with mickey and minnie mouse...

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