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Wednesday Pet Share (Corvallis)
Date: 2009-01-21, 8:55AM PST
Hey all! Just wanted to let you know that my cat Zues is super awesome, sweet, and nifty. He gathers all the other cats in the neighborhood and teaches them the ways of Christ. Yes that's right I do believe my cat is the reincarnate of Jesus. Perhaps he's just the reincarnate of of Jesus Christ's cat. I'm pretty sure he must have had one to remain that calm. Here is a picture just so you all can see how reminiscent of Jesus Christ he really is, in this specific picture he is teaching the dog the path to peace and tranquility that comes with acceptance of Jesus into your life.
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ReplyDeleteyeah, doesn't the Bible say something about being fruitful and multiplying? We can't have that.
ReplyDeleteI think somebody was on some whacky weed or pulling a joke who wrote the post.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of multiplying....I am on the schedule for Sunday, but can only be there until 11:45.
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